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  • Paleolithic Equity Assessment

Check Your Eligibility

Do you descend from people who lived before the invention of modern zoning, income taxation, and adjustable-rate mortgages? You may qualify.

The Assessment

Paleolithic Equity Assessment

Do you descend from people who lived before the invention of modern zoning, income taxation, and adjustable-rate mortgages? You may qualify.

The Coalition’s Paleolithic Equity Assessment allows applicants to submit supporting ancestral documentation, including raw consumer-genetics files, for processing under the Coalition’s proprietary classification methodology and assignment of a Paleolithic Reparations Tier.

Proposed Applicant Flow

From documentation to classification.

01

Submit a raw consumer-genetics file or other supporting ancestral documentation.

02

Provide consent for the Coalition to receive and process the submitted file for Paleolithic classification.

03

Receive a Paleolithic Reparations Tier and classification number.

04

Retain the classification number for the future reparations distribution process.

Suggested Results Language

Paleolithic Equity Score: 94.7 — Status: Aggrieved Hunter-gatherer Descendant — Claim Priority: High

Possible Classification Tiers

Classification Framework

Tier V

Cave-Adjacent

Tier IV

Paleolithically Disadvantaged

Tier II

Aggrieved Hunter-Gatherer

Tier III

Agricultural Revolution Impacted

Tier I

Priority GEICO-Level Caveman Status

Applicant Portal

Paleolithic Ancestry Verification Portal

    Applicants may submit raw DNA data, ancestry reports, genealogical documentation, archaeological evidence, family records, cave paintings, or other materials they believe support a Paleolithic claim.

    I voluntarily authorize ReparationsForCavemen.com to receive and process the file I submit for purposes of evaluating my ancestral relationship to Paleolithic populations and assigning my Paleolithic Reparations Tier.

    I understand that my Paleolithic Reparations Tier will be determined pursuant to the Coalition's proprietary classification methodology and that my submitted file will be deleted following classification.

    Privacy & Retention

    Genetic Data Retention

    Files submitted for Paleolithic classification will be processed for purposes of determining the applicant’s Paleolithic Reparations Tier and deleted following completion of the classification process.

    The Coalition does not maintain applicants’ submitted genetic files after classification. Applicants may be required to resubmit genetic documentation when reparations enter the distribution phase or when additional verification becomes necessary.

    IMPORTANT — RETAIN YOUR CLASSIFICATION NUMBER

    Your underlying genetic documentation has been deleted in accordance with Coalition policy. When reparations become available for distribution, you may be required to resubmit documentation to verify your eligibility for monetary, land, cave, mammoth-related, or other restitution.